geeeooh:

nguyensabine:

thaoisacow:

foreveryourskelly:

christineehua:

stupidemmmily:

mikeealcalde:

ilovemybbymore:

aileenmariee:

yeuhitsshimmy:

serenaj:

itsciaara:

doubleyou-te-ef:

teenahere:

goldenplanet:

innocentbutnotatall:

-yourhopesyourdreams:

angh3idzz:

Once Upon A Time,

A girl named Petunia

Got aids from a

narwal, and fucking enjoyed 

the ferris wheel, then 

she did your mom

her mom got mad.

and she was very

 hungry so she wanted

to buy fruit snacks

but got distracted by

chewbacca on a horse

 she fucked chewbacca too

 she got tired and

 just fell asleep but

she wanted ice cream

so she got ice cream

Suddenly she came across

 A magical unicorn that